People, I have done it, I have finally found prrof that cold fusion exists, essentially ending the world's energy crisis and saving humanity for suffering! So... a cat just jumped on me. Here I was minding my own business, preparing to fill in the world on my earth shattering scientific findings, when, boom, a baby african snow leopard attacked. All of my instincts and training told me get into attack position, but I realized I had not stretched and I would be at serious risk of pulling a hammie. So, change in plan, I kept minding my own business and waited for the beast to fall asleep. While overall successful, unfortunately the ferocious monster collapsed on top of me. So here I am, with this giant cat on top of me, unable to finish telling you the secrets of the world.
Seriously though, where did this cat come from? I dont even own a cat. Wait, this isnt even my apartment...
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