Oh San Jose State, you unknown, uncared about about whipping boy of the WAC. Every year your season flies by the peripheral of national football concern. You go to practice, play your games, and go on about your everyday lives without causing more than a ripple of conversation outside that lonely silicon valley.
Well Spartans, I plead you, let this year be different. On October 16, you will be given a chance to be known, to end a wave of embarrassing cruelty that has covered this nation for too long. Forget Utah, forget UC Davis, and by God, forget Nevada. Your destiny lies at home. On October 16 you will be attacked in your home by a fog of unecesarily smug blueness. And you must stop it.
As the Broncos waltz their way through a schedule that most respected high school squads could navigate without much difficulty, be the road block. Stand tall Spartans, and fight back. Spend your next few weeks focusing on nothing and noone besides those napoleonic, attention seeking delusionists. Become the topic of conversation, have your moment in the sun on sportscenter, and by God, gain the love and respect of the football loving public. I leave you now to get back to work San Jose State, your journey is but beginning. May the football gods shine upon your faces.
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